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The
Girl who Swore, Spat, and Barked

Kids needing
medicines made from animals tend to be competitive, domineering, aggressive,
and vivacious. Those needing plant medicines are generally more gentle,
distractible, changeable, and lovers of nature. Lastly, youngsters needing
mineral medicines are organized, like building and structure, and tend
to want everything just so. You won’t need more than one guess to figure
out which is Janie’s kingdom.
Janie, an eight-year-old redhead from Memphis diagnosed with ADHD, had
tried lots of different prescription medications by the time her parents
consulted us. Ritalin didn’t work, Adderall made her spacey and caused
nightmares, and she became overly excitable on Wellbutrin. When we first
started treating Janie, she was still taking Imipramine, which was supposed
to “settle her down.” An expert at pushing her mother’s buttons, Janie
purposely slammed doors and messed up the wake-up setting on her mother’s
alarm clock—“lots of little things like that.”
This little girl had a very strange way of acting out her anger. She gave
anyone in her vicinity the finger as she uttered, “F— you!” not just occasionally,
but one hundred or so times a day. Her parents figured she did it to draw
attention to herself. Then, even more oddly, she immediately apologized.
Janie was kicked out of a couple of day care centers because of her foul
language and need for constant attention. Yet, despite her constant outpouring
of profanity, she didn’t like to watch violence on television, even violent
cartoons. The only programs she was attracted to were Sabrina, about a
teenage witch with magical powers, and Magical School Bus, a science program
about a classroom of kids who shrink until they’re very tiny and go on
field trips through the body or out in space.
There were a number of other unusual features about Janie. Born with club
feet and without growth hormone, she received injections of Protropin
six days a week. Late to sit up by herself (age two) and to walk (age
four), she was quite bright. Yet she suffered some kind of mental block.
When faced with homework, Janie complained, “I can’t do it. It’s too hard.
I need help.” Placed in a special education class because of her behavioral
problems and social inappropriateness, Janie had a habit of either pinching
or shying away from her friends. Unfortunately, this behavior resulted
in her having no friends at all. Janie was fascinated by maps—any kind
of map—and even requested a “Thomas Guide” for Christmas rather than toys
or dolls.
Janie was insistent on her mother’s companionship and assistance no matter
what she did—so much so that her mother described the two of them as Siamese
twins. Bathing was a task Janie categorically refused to engage in on
her own. Her mom had to stay just outside the door, coaxing her. Janie
even banged her head on the door when her mother had to go to the bathroom.
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